3/2/10

A New Religion, Theisism

All religions have most of these four aspects, some of which I have alluded to earlier. They are: customs, a stance on a higher power (God or Gods), a model or method for how the universe works, and philosophies on how to live you're life.
For example Christianty has the following: Customs-Christmas, Communion, Confession. God- There is one God, Jesus is the son of God, Good people go to heavan bad people go to hell. World- The earth is the center of the universe, the earth was created in seven days, intelligant design. Philosophies- You shouldn't sin, repent all sins, love thy neighbor.
So based on what I previously posted I have come up with a new religion, Theisism (pronounced Tice'ism).
Theisism has the following: Customs-Thou shall eat at Chipoltes twice a week, thou shall rarely be on time for class or work, thou shall go out and party on Thursday+Friday+Saturday night, then on the seventh day thou shall do thy homework Higher Power-there is a god, but we are a long ways away from being able to cromprehend Gods true nature World- The universe exisist as best described by science, and our understanding of it changes with science Philosophies- A mix of Nietzsche and Descartes, but mostly a less strict version of Nietzsche (more on this later),exercise the body and the mind, be kind and compassionite, and love thy neighbors.

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